Hi gang and welcome to our brand new blog! As I find introductions awkward, I'll provide some key points which will hopefully explain our goal in creating this.
- We plan to remain somewhat anonymous. This benefits you, the reader. Why, you ask? Censorship, darlings! It's a fact that most people research each other on the internet. We'd like to be able to divulge as many details as possible. If we felt like our family and conquests were wise to us, we might not use this as a free and open venue to post our stories. Also, we don't feel like facing the tears and wrath of many a scorned man.
- Most posts will be about "hooking up" and the crazy adventures along the way. Why? We (Betty and I) have come together with a mutual appreciation for nailing hot guys. Particularly ginger kids (Archies as we will refer to them through-out). It's also brilliant coincidence we happen to have blonde and black hair! Sure, we do other things. Lots of other things. Trust me, this is more fun for you, the reader.
- I (Veronica Vodka), will mostly be experimenting, toying with our conquests. I'm a few years older than Betty Beer-est and bored with the typical male-female hook-up dynamic. I will put men (sometimes women) into situations that may make them uncomfortable or even scared for my own amusement. I will also provide photos and stories of the aftermath.
- Betty Beer will be testing out interesting pick-up techniques. Feel free to send in advice and she'll likely try it. Some may work, some may not.
- We're sort of trying out this lame alternate lingo so we're not naming certain people or places. All bars will be named "Pop's" although they might be "Dirty Pop's" (likely a certain hippie bar), "Guido Pop's": a sketchy, meat-market dance club and so on. Same goes for the different variation of "Archie's".
- Posts may be inconsistent. It's summer, so fuck off. We'll sit our asses down and write when we're good and ready. Enjoy! xo - Veronica Vodka
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