At the beginning of Friday night I began to think that this weekend would be a mess. But with the help of a ridiculous amount of booze and some smashing outfits, it all turned out fantastic! I was kicked out of The Only at about 11 pm and convinced Ronny to walk with me to House Pops, but we only got halfway. We ended up going to get some pizza and pissing outside of a gallery. "YOU'RE COVERED IN PISS!" "No, that's not piss, I was sitting in some wet reeds... you know, like.. long grass." I laughed and let her think that, but she had not even been squatting, just sitting and pissing on the pavement. We then drunkenly snuck back into The Only where we had a few Coronas and scattered off around 1am. We then went to the Trash where only the patio was open. On the way there I helped some men cut dead flowers and Ronny kissed a guy with a soul patch. Once we got to the Patio we met up with a few friends and had an interesting time using the bathroom, apparently they think it's a good idea to have the bathroom on the second floor. Not only that, but the steps are made out of metal grates, which is disastrous for a girl in high heels. While trying to pee I hear Veronica yell from the hallway between the mens and womens washroom "OHHH YOU AGAIN" and then nothing for about 2 minutes. She finally walks into the washroom and explained about kissing some ginger boy. This boy just so happens to be one of my exes, and we all got a good laugh out of it. I also bumped into a guy I slept with a few weeks ago and he got into a bit of an argument with me about me lying about my age, when I had in fact just never told him how old I was. He is only a few years older anyway. We then went to Suit Pops for one last drink and met up with some randoms we had just met at the Patio. We went back to their house and Ronny ended up kicking over a bong and spilling some water on her leg and on the floor. She took the guys hot dog, bun and all, and put it in the mess. We continued smoking bowls and about two minutes later she stares at the guy and says 'THAT WILL ABSORB IT'. The next twenty minutes are almost a blur. Ronny kicked over their 4-foot glass bong, and it smashed into pieces. (Funny because I spoke to the guy last night and he said he managed to fix it. Why would he lie about that?) We quickly fled the house, and stopped to piss in front of a law office where I got my new shoes covered in mud. We met up with some randoms while giving them directions, and that turned into a mission to pick up coke and get a hotel room. That might have been interesting but the next thing I remember is getting into a cab with 3 guys who were all probably about 16 years older than me, Ronny insisted. We got there and had a few drinks, and then realized that these guys looked like Tom Selleck (circa Friends, but minus the mustache), Daniel Craig (think 007), and David Putty from Seinfeld. I cabbed partway home at about 4 am in order to save money (I got so drunk and stoned this night and ended up with two dollars more than when the night began) which turned out to be a bad decision. About 2 blocks from home this sweaty-fat-teenage boy approached me while walking his bicycle and said "uh, excuse me" and I barked "yeah?? what?" and then he asked all shakily in his sweaty teenage manner "do you think you would uhh let me take you back there" *points nervously to the auto glass place, sort of a dirty old lot* "and uhh, let me fuck you real hard?" I then laughed and said "seriously?! are you kidding?" and he just sort of looked at me and skulked away.

Sort of an interesting night, all-in-all. I did not get laid, but maybe that's because Ron kept introducing me as her 'slut-friend'...